How Not To Write A Mystery

Whoever categorized Sue Miller’s, ‘The Arsonist,’ as detective fiction will be reincarnated as a dartboard

My birds love gossiping in the window/photo & notes by the author

There’s, “Eff you, Chekhov’s gun,” and there’s, “Eff you, reader, this whole 11-hour audio novel was a big April Fools, and the joke’s on you.”