Not Your Grandfather’s Andy Warhol’s Soup Cans

Dark thoughts as the grocery store gets down to the last eight cans of chicken noodle soup

The last seven cans, we already ate the eighth one/photo by the author

Omicron is tearing through my parish because of stupid people not wearing masks. Know how I know? I went to the grocery store, and they were running out of chicken noodle soup again.