Two Goofy Haikus About Hummingbirds

Because life in Louisiana is ridiculous

a male ruby-throated hummingbird hiding in harsh light
Hey, if I wanted you to take my photo, I wouldn’t-a sat in this harsh morning light, I’m just saying / male ruby-throated hummingbird badly photographed by the author

When that tree fell down in my yard the other day, my power lines were taken out and all sorts of expense was incurred — but the hummingbird feeder was untouched and the hummingbirds kept happily sipping away.

So I was inspired to write some stupid haikus. I mean really, really stupid. Like so: